A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Your social life

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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i'm funny

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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