What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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