- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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