How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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