THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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