- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

she wasn't 18

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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