After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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We are lawyers

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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