- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Samantha

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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