- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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