What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

A new restaurant KKKcake

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A ginger was with his friends

A walrus walks into a bar

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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