Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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