What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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