Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Iggy Azalea

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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