Hello Braydon

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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