- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

what do u call a black man a black man

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.