What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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