- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

^that joke a piece of shit

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Men, get on the boat.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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