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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

whats black? a black man

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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