- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock! Come in.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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