- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Women.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

banana

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

how do you confuse a blond?

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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