bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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