- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

bitches be crafty.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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