- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Nickelback

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

I had my period 3 days ago.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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