What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

whats black? a black man

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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