- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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