- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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