Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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WNBA

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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