- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

*you're

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

you just contradicted yourself.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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