- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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