- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

wood cant chuck wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

I enjoy anal.

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