- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Penal Dysfunction

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Not Steve Jobs

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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