Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Mrs. Welsh

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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