How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What is 9 + 10? 21

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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