What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Rebecca Black

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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