What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Comedy.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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