Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Women.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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