What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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