- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Comedy.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Woman.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Republicans

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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