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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do u call a black man a black man

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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