My name is Harry.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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