- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Woman.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Republicans

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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