what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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i like pie.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Cleveland winning something

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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