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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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