- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

connor sucks

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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