connor sucks

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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