why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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