- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??