What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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sarah taylor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Stephen Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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