What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Comedy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Woman.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Republicans

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

you just contradicted yourself.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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