What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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