Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Mrs. Welsh

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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