why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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girls lacrosse

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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