How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

I enjoy anal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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