Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Women Driving.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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#scabbers

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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