- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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