What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

hi corey

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

obama's promises

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

thumbs up!

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I saw a poor man named rich

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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