How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Joay impistato is a fig

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I never asked for this.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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How old is victor? Old

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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