- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

You're*

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

wanna here an anti joke scroll down

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Comedy.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Woman.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??