What looks like a dick? A penis

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Drunk irish man

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Men, get on the boat.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

heat!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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