- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

what do u call a black man a black man

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

I enjoy anal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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