What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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