What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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lol a man is drowning

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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