Guess What! HI!

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Women Driving.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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KKK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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