Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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twilight

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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