What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Sonic

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Scientology.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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