When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Gay's rights

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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