- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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