Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Jerry.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Pen15

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Anti Joke

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