Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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