- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Heartlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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