Is this where I type the joke?

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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God is real

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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