What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

obama

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

whats brown? poop.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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