Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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