- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

prepares this to get negged

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

want a balloon? yeah

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Heartlight

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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