Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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